ABOUT US

REAL TALK FOR A SECOND.

Triggered Troops is a veteran-owned operation built to combat the sensitivity surrounding everything happening right now — and to create gear that'll have your comrades actually talking.

The idea started on a boat deployment.

Marines deployed with the Navy. Cramped quarters, endless watches, and zero room for personality — except for the patches.

The unauthorized ones. The ones that broke regs. The ones that made the whole shop laugh and made the SgtMaj's eye twitch.

Those patches were the only thing keeping morale alive out there. The inside jokes. The "you had to be there" humor. The stuff you couldn't say out loud but everyone was thinking.

That's where Triggered Troops came from.

We aim to be real. Authentic. Raw. We don't care if it's in regs or out of regs. Offensive or not offensive. We just want to make our comrades laugh.

Designs pulled from real deployments, real barracks, real spouse drama, real shop talk.

If you've been there — you'll get it. If you haven't yet — you'll learn.

93,000+ troops already in the Squad. Active duty. Veterans. Spouses. Every branch. We're building the loudest, funniest, most insider military humor brand on the internet.

No corporate fluff. No "thoughts and prayers" wallpaper. Just gear for people who get it.

COMBATIVE HUMOR.
COME GET SOME. 👊🏻💥

— Triggered Troops